El Greta Gandanghari's Tequila Bash

"Nobody can party harder than El Greta Gandanghari", a comment made by a gay socialite bystander attending the recent party hosted by El Greta.

El Greta Gandanghari's Tequila Rain bash is held yearly at her posh home in Urdaneta Bellevue Village, attended by the infamous and nameless celebrities and socialites. The gay socialite was seen partying with the likes of Sean Estrada and ex-beau, Tamyboy Consejnco. Superstar Aga Morlach and Richieboy Gomez was also seen with El Greta partying the night out.

"As in super grabe this party by El Greta. Tequila was over-flowing and the push boys were super hot. I know for a fact that this party cost my friend some PHP 400,000, but I am sure now that it was worth it",

Puralou Fernandez said in an interview with a Truevali insider, who also attended the party.

El Greta Gandanghari recently suffered a loss of endorsements, as Lacrocs dumped her for sister, Ciege Barreto, the newest face of Lacrocs, the FGC clothing brand. When asked about her comments on the matter, she simply positioned herself in between the two beer-bong guys and said:

You know you love it!

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The article above was an aberration of factual events.
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Sofia Bellevue Model Units

Spotted! After so much waiting, here is a look of the real dimensions
of the condo... I think the purchase was so worth it. The model unit
is 40 SQM, with 2 bedrooms. But of course, I am selfish, I won't make
it 2 bedrooms, rather the 2nd room will be a closet.

Babooshka Michael and Farrah!

Today is one of the saddest day in the entertainment industry. Two of the industry's icons died today.

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, died at 50 due to Myocardial Infarction. The news of his unexpected death sent shock waves across the industry, with saddened fans across the world paying tribute to his musical greatness.

While, Charlie's Angel star, Farrah Fawcett, who became a 70's icon due to her distinct look and coiffure, finally succumbed to Anal Cancer, after 3 years of battling out the disease.

Truevali pays tribute to these stars that once inspired our childhood. With Mr. Jackson's great music and Ms. Farrah's locks, truly we shall remember your legacies. Condolences to the bereft. Truly, both shall be missed.

Music: Wonder Girls Nobody

The Wonder Girls, an all-girl Korean pop group is sending music mayhem to the Manille Queerdom with their song Nobody. Truevali is loving their beat and we cannot help but sing-along with the most becky of tunes. So play their vid now and sing-along with the lyrics after the jump...

Wonder Girls
Nobody lyrics

You Know I still Love You Baby.
And it will never change.

I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

nan sirheunde wae nal mireonaeryeogo hani jakku naemareun deutji anko
wae ireoke dareun namjaege nal bonaeryeo hani eotteoke ireoni

nal wihae geureotan geu mal
neon bujokhadaneun geu mal
ijen geumanhae neon nareul aljanha wae wonhajido annneungeol gangyohae

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

nan joheunde nan haengbokhande neoman isseumyeon dwae deo baralge eomneunde
nugul mannaseo haengbokharan geoya nan neol tteonaseo haengbokhal su eobseo

nal wihae geureotan geu mal
neon bujokhadaneun geu mal
mari an doeneun mariran geol wae molla niga eobsi eotteoke haengbokhae

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I don't want nobody body body.I don't want nobody body
naneun jeongmal niga animyeon niga animyeon sirtan mallya a~

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

I want nobody nobody But You I want nobody nobody But You
nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody

RAP)
Back to the days when we were so young and wild and free
modeunge neomuna kkumman gatatdeon geuttaero doragago sipeunde
wae jakku nareul mireonaeryeo hae
Why do you push me away.
I don't want nobody nobody
Nobody nobody but you.

You know you love it!

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Zara sale starts today

Sugod mga bakla!

Fashion & lifestyle: done and done.

Transformers Day in Manila!

At last! Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is already showing here in Manila. The Trinoma cinemas are fully booked already, when i asked for reservations today.

So, better get a hold of the cinema listing for Transformer's via clickthecity before you go. I am just so excited and hyped to see the film. I will be watching it with my family and with the gang on Saturday! I will surely download a dvdrip once its out too! Yay!

Eggzoited!!

Heller Manila, I am Feria!

This could be the gayest Phillipine storm name evahh! Feria, packing winds of 75 kilometers per hour near the center and gustiness of up to 90 kph, already raised the storm signal to 2 in Manila. The eye of the storm was said to hit Metro Manila by 8pm to 10pm tonight. So, get ready mga becky and brace yourselves. The gayest Philippine storm is about to hit us hard. Well, I know most of us like it hard. But not this hard! Let's just hope there is minimal collateral damage. So, flet flet us pray to lordchiva and vamsicle meri now na! Go!

Ciege Barreto for Lacrocs, Truevali!

Get ready for the ultimate comeback of Ciege Barreto!

Ciege Barreto, the half sisterette of Ferlilou Baretto and El Greta Gandanghari (formerly known as Elias Barreto), is the new face of Lacrocs, the fashion brand of the Finglisuperstars Group of Companies (FGC).

"I was so happy when Lacrocs chose me to be their new endorser. I was out of the country, actually in Paris, filming a new movie for Stark Cinema. That is where M G-Rodriguez called me up and offered me this rare opportunity to be Lacrocs' new face. All I can say really is, THANKS SOOOO MUCH!"

"The new face of Lacrocs was only for Ciege Baretto, for there can only be one person who can represent Lacrocs' unique, upscale and effeminate corporate style", added M G-Rodriguez, the CEO of Lacrocs.

When Truevali asked about the status of Ms. Ciege Barreto's relationship with half-sister El Greta Gandanghari, the previous endorser for Lacrocs, she said, "No Comment, but I thank her so much!"

Lacrocs, the market leader for the upscale and effeminate clothing brand of FGC, has contributed $2.5 Billion in revenue last year. FGC, Lacrocs' parent company, has already invested almost $1 Billion since the first quarter of the year.

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VCO Oil Pulling for a Healthy Becky!

Well, not exactly the VCO I will be talking about here. Though, mind you, Truevali finds Biolink VCO products to be very helpful in maintaining and improving our flawless and most fashionable skin evahh!! We super recommend you to buy Pinoy and to buy local products, such as Biolink VCO, so we can help progress our economy.

But enough about such nationalistic yet important ideals. I am here to talk about a method on improving one's health by employing refined oils such as Virgin Coconut Oil, not as a supplement, but as a replacement to your oral wash. Curious? Read more after the jump...


The method is called "Oil Pulling", and this therapeutic method of healing, cleansing and strengthening the body has a huge following on the web, more so, since this method is employed in Ayurvedic Medecine.

I actually got hooked on this idea after I have read one of Cory Quirino's article about Oil Pulling in the Inquirer. I must say, discounting placebo effects, that this method has been proven by many to work and that its so easy to do, anyone can do it at home.

No need to buy a book about this, all you need to know about the procedure is right here. So enough talk and lets start discussing how you can do Oil Pulling at home.

Step 1:

The first thing in the morning on an empty stomach and before drinking any liquids (including water), pour exactly one tablespoon of sunflower or sesame oil (I am now using Virgin Coconut Oil as a substitute) into your mouth.

Step 2:

Swish the oil around in your mouth without swallowing it. Move it around in your mouth and through your teeth, as if it was mouthwash (don't tilt your head back to gargle though). You'll find that the oil will start to get watery as your saliva mixes with it. Keep swishing.If your jaw muscles get sore while swishing, you're putting too much into it. Relax your jaw muscles and use your tongue to help move the liquid around the inside of your mouth. When you do this correctly, you'll feel very comfortable. Pretty soon, it will become second nature.

Step3:

As the end of the oil pulling session approaches, you may notice the oil/saliva mixture in your mouth has become thicker. This is quite normal, since it is pulling out toxins from your body. When 20 minutes is up, spit out the oil into the toilet. Don't be alarmed if it looks yellowish--this is also normal.

Step4:

Rinse out your mouth a couple of times with warm water and spit into the toilet. Rinse and spit with a good mouthwash. I prefer to dilute with water (or use full strength), regular hydrogen peroxide and I rinse and spit with that. The hydrogen peroxide is very effective in rinsing out any toxins which may be left in the mouth.

Step5:

Rinse out your mouth a couple of times with warm water and spit into the toilet. Rinse and spit with a good mouthwash. I prefer to dilute with water (or use full strength), regular hydrogen peroxide and I rinse and spit with that. The hydrogen peroxide is very effective in rinsing out any toxins which may be left in the mouth.

Some precautions that one must remember though:

(a) Do not swallow. The oil should be spat out. But inadvertently if you swallow there is nothing to worry. It will go out through faeces. Nothing is to be done.

(b) If you are allergic to a particular brand of oil, change the brand of oil or oil itself to different oil.

(c) Sunflower and Sesame oil have been found to be equally effective in curing diseases. But now I am employing Virgin Coconut oil as the best alternative. Other oils were not found to be as good. Do not blame oil pulling by practicing with other oils. Use refined oils.

Employing this method daily or before any meal shall improve one's health dramatically. It was also said to cure diseases. I guess there is no harm in trying. Try it as well, and let us know your results. See also this interesting video about it, with a happening jai-ho-ish beat...

For a more Healthy Becky!

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Lala Nights: Ayutthaya

Last Sunday, we went out again to accompany M's for a work thing in SM Faaarview.

We rarely visit this mall, since we feel that there is nothing more to see there except the mall itself, there are no restaurants other than the usual SM tenants and, mainly, since its so mega far down there in Fairrahway Land from where we live.

But that Sunday, its M's treat. So deadma na sa japan kung shoggodity factor and witchelin borlogs, dahil libre chenes ito ni emily...

So we went searching for a fine restaurant in SM Fairview, but apparently, there is no such thing there.

Thus we settled to Ayutthaya (like the placed in Thailand), we do not particularly like the ambiance of the resataurant, there was a curious smell in the air, but the staff was courteous enough to make the place homey and nice. Well, eventually.

We ordered these below Adobo Rice, Chicken Pandan, Fried Tofu, Pad Thai, Sweet and Sour fried Fish and that spicy soup that L and M loves, which i forgot the name. Here are their pictures below:




Amazingly, we loved the food. We think its nice. The bill was only under PHP 2000, so that's super nice for the wallet too.

All in all, Truevali recommends you to dine at Ayutthaya, if ever you were lost in SM Fairview at the Fairrahway Land.

After that we went to get our usual caffeine fix at Starbucks, made chica and gossip and, since we all have work tomorrow, we went our separate ways before the stroke of midnight ala Cinderella. We thank M for the meal! Next time, Highlands ha! Charz!

You know you love it!

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Tourla Saberdey in Manila

Like most Asian cities, Metro Manila is a large conurbation, with cities both posh and provincial, an acclimation of both western and uniquely Asian influences, of places both known and undiscovered.

So this weekend the gang went out to have a different kind of gimmick. One which involves the usual Lala Nights, a sense of adventure and a lot of petroleum purchasing power. Thanks to Mr. D that is...


Though, early Saturday night was uneventful, as the finglisuperstars met in Trinoma to have dinner. M, L and Vina chose a familiar restaurant -- Fish and Co. After which, they met with me. Ferl was absent, since he had a family thing in their hotel and both Ciege and Anne was out of town with their families for weekend. The three absentees is to be coined, "Tres Marias de Trudis Liit", but that's a different story.

So after dinner, we decided to do some other forms of adventurous events, again, one which involves a lot of petroleum purchasing power. We decided to do a joy ride tourla across the urbanscape of Metro Manila, to discover new places, to be seen in new posh landscapes and to go where no becky has gone before.

Beam us up Mang Nardo! Set coordinates to randomness in Manille at warp 9! Engage Bakla!

We have scoured most of the Highways in Metro Manila that day, name that major thoroughfare and for sure we've cruised there that Saturday. Name the places to be seen on a Saturday, we were there, even if we just passed by the area. Thanks to Mr. D, the pedal was pushed back so far to the metal.

The night went by quickly, as ate Sun-dra is fastly vaproaching! Go, mga becky, shoggodity factor!

But after how many kilometers, from a trek that started in midnight, the joy ride tourla frenzy must come to an end. We went home past 9:00 am Sunday, caffeinated yet still fresh, as we look forward to another Sunday night's extravaganza.

You know you love it!

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Finglisuperstar Gang, Gene Identified!

We all know that they Gay Gene has been identified, even though Psychologists believe otherwise. But now, the gang gene has been identified as well.

Males with this gene, called MAOA, is twice as likely to join a gang as compared to those who does not have this variation. On top of that, males with this gene variation is more likely to employ a weapon in violent situations. Curious really.

This may explain why the finglisuperstars are compelled to join this gang of becky socialites till death. As well as our tendency to be quite violent when faced with a daunting task such as securing an on sale item at the top shelf of our favorite designer's store.

This may also explain our hunger for togetherness and some bit of really bitchy and violent mean girls experiences way back in high school. Experiences that may rival all of gossip girl's conniving conceptions...

Well, Gay and Violent: truly a bad combination! Yet truth be told, we will never change anything in the world. Even if we became quite violent in our teens. The good thing is we grew up as very good, honest and successful people, with truly loving and loyal friends.

We love our gang, so we adhere to this adage:

Sex is Health!
But Shit Happens!
So Money Matters,
For People Change,
And Jesus Saves!

You know you love it!

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Set your Eyes on Prius, Manila!

3rd Generation Toyota Prius is now available in the Philippines, the first hybrid vehicle in the country to set the standards of the Manila Socialites scene. For PHP 2.5 Millionz a pop, surely, only the up-there and famous can drive the Prius.

Truevali endorses this vehicle to all Manila Socialites and Eco-Friends alike. Let's help clean the air by driving low emission vehicles such as the Prius. Go and aid Mudder Neighyt-chur! Call your sugar daddies, now na!

The New Toyota Prius is available in Abyss Green Metallic, White Pearl Crystal Shine, Silver Metallic, Red Mica Metallic and Dark Blue Mica. Available in all Toyota show rooms in Manila and Cebu.

Sugar dad, please buy me one na!

Leighton Meester out-sexed Blair Whaldorf!

OMFG Blair! WTFH Miss Meester!

"We just can't believe it" (said in thick My Fair Lady accent ala Blair while saying "The *rain* in *Spain* stays *mainly* in the *plain*)! Leighton Meester apparently has a legit sex video being peddled in the webbie, albeit exlusively for $40 full access to B's fanny in this website watch.

The said website bought the exclusive rights to the scandalous Leighton Meester sex video. And as much as we like to make a peep, we feel that the $40 effort is unnecessary. (since it will eventually leak its way to mainstream anyways.. haha)

Also, the infamous video features a whole new level of technique that baffles many, including Truevali. Apparently, Leighton is great with her feet. So great in fact that upon using her "Orgasmic Foot Jutsu", no man will come out alive. Kalorka!


But seriously, it is not really a big deal. Raise your hand if you have not starred in one of your own videos, huh? Though poor Leighton, she is so nice to be exploited like this. I guess you should really be careful on selecting partners from now on. Say that to the "Cam" Kho victims.

With all this, Leighton Meester will out rank Blair Whaldorf as the infamous bitch that we love. Goodbye B, give up your crown. The true Queen Bee has arrived.

You know you love it!

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Canvassing Apple iPhone 3Gs

I am crushing over the new Apple iPhone 3Gs. I am due for a mobile phone upgrade anwyays, so I think I will buy this gadget instead. Good thing, I did not buy the Nokia E71 yet. I just hope it will be sold here in Manila too with the same plan rates and only $199 for the unit.

Yugatech advised though that...

the iPhone 3gs may be sold at the range of PHP 34,000-PHP 39,000 in Globe (maybe lower in Greenhills). Yet L said that for Globe's 3,000-peso plan, the unit may only be for PHP5,000-PHP10,000. Yay, for me! Well, I guess its worth the money nonetheless.

Now, if you are also reviewing the worthiness of the new Apple iPhone 3gs. Here are some helpful articles I've found about it:

1. iPhone 3gs review
2. Comparison chart of iphones
3. iphone 3g vs. 3gs
4. Cnet Review
5. financemanila review

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Cristiano Ronaldo Gucci Envy

Cristiano Ronaldo is indeed becoming worth his £80 Million transfer to Real Madrid, for he is always seen dawning Gucci galore. Truevali can't help but feel some slight Gucci Envy for this all-out Gucci outfit. Wouldn't you? I bet even the Gucci gang do, at some level.

Anyhow, this shot of him was taken outside of Eva Longoria's Restaurant, Beso, in West Hollywood.

Now, if you would like to get this Cristiano Ronaldo Gucci Look, read more after the jump...

We super hope that these are already in Greenbelt. But I need to check, since I highly doubt it.

Now, except for the blue jeans and white muscle shirt, here are the Gucci must-haves to achieve this look. That is if you are ready to shell out as much as Cristiano here...


We are now loving Cristiano Ronaldo for this. Keep it up Becky Metrosexuals!

xoxo

Photo: Photo Agency

Tyler Rockwell Men's Denim Promo

Eggzoited! Tyler in Rockwell has a promo. If you will purchase PHP 4,000 worth of items in the Men's Category, you will get a pair of limited edition Tyler Men's Denim. Good thing is that the promo is valid from June 20 to Jul 19, 2009.

So get ready girls, let's max out our credit cards this Saturday. Or better yet, since L is requesting that we use his card to have the annual fee waived, we can then have full clearance to burn his credit limit to the ground. I love it! Let's go for more Tyler!

M in Davao

M G-Rodriguez is in Davao right now, sustaining market share of her brand and maintaining it's market leadership.

The jet-setter was seen having dinner at Nanay Bebeng's buffet with colleagues.

Our eavesdropping correspondent in Davao overheard Miss M while discussing something with her crew over dinner, and we quote:

"I am still single, since I'm so perfect. It's just so hard to be this perfect, noh?"

Truevali cannot help but concur.

M G-Rodriguez, one of the pioneers of the Finglisuperstars, will convene with the gang on Saturday for their usual weekender Lala Nights.

FGC Spotted in Omakase

Spotted! The FGC went to Omakase again for a night of lala and Teten. This was taken at Ferlilou Barreto's birthday dinner party. Pura Fernandez (right) was also seen munching on the resto's delightful California Crunch and Dynamite Maki with her newly collagen-injected lips.

M G-Rodriguez (Muriel Galang-Rogriguez) (left) together with L Greta Gandanghari (right, formerly known as Elias Barreto) was also present to celebrate the birthday bash of Ferl. M's was seen sporting a gorgeous white custom-tailored jacket, made by who knows who. L Greta admitted though that she did not prepare for the event in full fashion.

Vinalou Blanco Morales, the lovechild of Vina Morales with musician Rico Blanco, also attended the party. The group was reportedly happy to see Vina come by the bash, albeit late, since the other members, Ruffa Anne Gutierrez and Ciege Barreto, was once again MIA.

FGC Insider reports that MIA occurence is becoming a great concern for the group. Our source said that it was announced in the group meeting that the next MIA member will be coined "Trudis Liit" for eternity. Who will it be? We shall soon find out.

The Finnglisuperstars was seen exiting the restaurant before midnight, heading for a night of wanton chica and clubbing.

You know you love it!

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Maring is Back and She's Obsessed!

Mariah Carey is back and she is Obsessed with Eminem. Apparently, this song is a diss out to Eminem's hate over Maringay. True? Perhaps.

Obsessed, the newly released single of Mariah Carey's album, "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel", will be out in record stores by August 25. Memoirs of a Gayzsha is datchu?

But I think I may already be obsessed with this one. It brings me to those days when we reek the corridors of Butterfly, My All and Breakdown in full aura and make-up. Those were the days when we could've sworn allegiance to Maring's music!

Now, watch this youtube video after the jump, so you may sing along, obsessively, with the song's lyrics.

Mariah Carey - Obsessed LYRICS
I was like, Why are you so obsessed with me?

So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

Will the real MC please, step to the mike?

So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

All up in the blogs
Saying we met at the bar
When I dont even know who you are
Saying we up in your house
Saying Im up in your car
But you in LA and Im out at Jermaines.
Im up in the A
You so so lame
and no one here even mentions your name
It must be the weed. It must be the E
Cause you be popping hood
You get it popping, Oh

Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that youre sexing me (when everybody knows)
Its clear that youre upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldnt impress
Last man on the earth still couldnt hit this
Youre delusional, youre delusional
Boy youre losing your mind
Its confusing yo, youre confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like youre bathing in Windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?

You on your job
You hating hard
Aint gon feed you
Im gonna let you starve
Gasping for air
Im ventilation
You out of breath
Hope you aint waiting
Telling the world how much you miss me
But we never were
So why you trippin
You a mom and pop
Im a corporation
Im the press conference
and you a conversation

Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that youre sexing me (when everybody knows)
Its clear that youre upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldnt impress
Last man on the earth still couldnt hit this
Youre delusional, youre delusional
Boy youre losing your mind
Its confusing yo, youre confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like youre bathing in Windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?

Why you so obsessed with me
Lying that youre sexing me
Its clear that youre upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldnt impress
Last man on the earth still couldnt hit this
Youre delusional, youre delusional
Boy youre losing your mind
Its confusing yo, youre confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with y our napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like youre bathing in windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?

You know you love it!

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